Useless. And dirty.

I'm wondering if the idiots running this hell hole are running out of sense.

I'm not going outside until this shit's been cleaned up.

That motherfucking...

[The clinking of metal against metal. Is that chain you hear? Quite possibly.

A heavy sigh, it's almost a growl]

Hakkai. Help. Now.

I am going to fucking kill that shithead.

[ooc: Guess what Gojyo was trying to do when the curse ended? Anyways, Sanzo is cuffed to his bed and is awaiting rescue. Needless to say, he's pissed.]

This is sukiyaki weather. Or at least that's what the chimp would say before demanding food. Tch. He's probably making a fool of himself right now.

Kappa, make yourself useful and go buy some cigarettes, I'm not going out in this unless some youkai shows up screaming for blood.

 Oi! Did you take- ...What the hell are you doing to that pillow?

I'm not doing anything to it, you freak. My clothes won't stay on.

As if I'd believe something a lecher kappa would say. Where did you hide my clothes?

I'm not a kappa, dickhead. And why the hell would I hide your clothes?

The antennae say differently, kappa. And how am I supposed to know what goes through the mind of a depraved retard?

THEY'RE NOT--rrgh. They're not antennae and for fuck's sake, I didn't touch your clothes. Like I'd want to anyway.

Then where the hell did they go?

Ask someone who cares.

[and ominous click of the gun] Cooperation or death.

....[really, really quiet snort] Why would you want your old clothes back when you've got a perfectly nice dress on already? Might wanna shave your legs tho--

[A gunshot rings through] Perhaps I should ensure that your idiocy isn't passed on to any unfortunate children. [Another click as the hammer is pulled back]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-- STOP SHOOTING AT THAT, I NEED IT! [does a pillow make a sound when it's thrown? if it does, it's making that sound right now]

... [Another click of the gun] I hope you enjoy beung a eunuch. 

[ooc: Dual post for sanzo and Gojyo. Sanzo's the blue text and Gojyo's the red. Please note that no kappa's were harmed in the making of this post. Their couch however... is a different story.

Master...? Master, where are you?

I bet he's off smoking again. Tch.

Can't find Shuuei either.

[A long suffering sigh, the sort of thing a ten year normally doesn't do.]

Stupid old...

Gonna find him.

[ooc: It's Sanzo in his Kouryuu of the rivers flow days. He'll be running around in his cute little white training robes, looking for his father figure.]

Too crowded-

Hakkai. Kappa.

Going out for a drink.

Don't you dare come near-

[ooc: Having a twitchy sort of phobia day. He's afraid of demons and also afraid of people even touching him so he'll be out getting a drink in some secluded little bar all day.]

Material thoughts like pride will hold you down in the karmic cycle. Conceit is one of the ten fetters that will tie you into the eternal cycle of suffering.

Know what that means?

Shut the fuck up before you're reincarnated as a retarded hamster or I'll shut you up.

Bunch of goddamn morons.

[ooc: So not affected, but annoyed and willing to throw buddhism at people to shut them up. Hypocrite? Yes. Does he care? No.]

Notice to whoever the fuck took my shoe.

Return it or die.

Not even the kappa is retarded enough to find stealing a shoe funny.

[There's a steady dripping sound as blood pools around feet and then a thump as he hits the floor]

Motherfuck... Shuuei...

[/End Voice]

[ooc: Er, mostly for the denizens of the Sanzo Ikkou apartment, you've got a priest bleeding to death on the floor. He's revisiting the gaping wound that Shuuei gave him in volume two.]

Someone is going to die for this.

Painfully.

You. You.

Talk about this and you'll earn a swift death.

I need a drink.

My my~ So many melancholy faces all around~ How very sad.

Gojyo~ Hakkai~ Where are you two~? We should go drinking~

And others should come too~ It could be a party~

[ooc: He's been mirror'd and thusly... happy and all kinds of mellow. He might flirt too. >.>;]

Goddamn rain.

Is there anyone who can patch bullet holes in a wall? The kappa is worthless at anything but using up oxygen. I wouldn't trust him to wipe his own ass without help.

And I am not going out to buy cigarettes in this shitty weather.

[ooc: Leaving in a bit, replies might take a while.]

[The exhalation of someone smoking and the click of a gun being cocked]

No need for me to live for all of you fuckers.

[Several gunshots going off rapid fire]

Go back to being dead, the way you belong.

Too goddamn noisy.

If you have to kill each other, do it quietly.

Some people are trying to read.

Idiots.

[Edit]

What shithead just broke my goddamn window?!

[ooc: Apathetic priest is apathetic. So long as you don't shoot him, he won't shoot you. And if you want to take responsibility for his window, just reply?]

Hn. I've found living space that's acceptable. That's one mark off my list.

Out of cigarettes, and I am not walking around this damn place just to find a store that sells them.

I need to buy more bullets, too.

Certain people need to learn what buddhism is. These are holy robes, not a dress. Call it anything else and you'll get a bullet between the eyes.

And thanks for the guide, Sherlock.

[Voice Post]

[Sloshing and grunt of irritation]

Someone is going to die for this.

Oi, Goku-

...Goddammit.

[End Transmission]

[ooc: Have a freshly arrived soaking wet monk climbing out of the fountain.]